lamornamiss
wants to be a loser
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY AN SCOTTISH GIRL !
Three friends married women from different parts of the world......
The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the
dishes and house cleaning.
It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a
clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to
do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was
better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were
done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Scotland . He ordered her to keep the
house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals
on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't
see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone
down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was
healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the
dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
Three friends married women from different parts of the world......
The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the
dishes and house cleaning.
It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a
clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to
do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was
better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were
done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Scotland . He ordered her to keep the
house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals
on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't
see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone
down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was
healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the
dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
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