Cameron's NHS reforms ;-)

[Sharonimo]

The British Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldnt hear of it. The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the arseholes in London.
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[suepat10]

That's very clever.

Must print that off for the next time I see the GPs nurse x

 

[Vonone]

Very good, doing an assignment shortly on the difference between this and the last governments effect on the health service, it's very dry - may just submit this instead. Much more interesting reading xx

 

[Lilyscent]

lol I love it too..

 

[lamornamiss]

 

[Evenstarr]

Hehe this is brilliant arty0019:

 

[Paul-H]

Isnt it funny how history has a way of repeating it's self until we manage to learn from it.

The NHS is in the state it is in now because of all the changes that where introduced under the last Tory government and was started by the heartless cow known as thatcher the milk snatcher. Why oh why did anyone think this new lot would do anything different. It's in their blood, it's in their breeding, it's in their upbringing.

Paul