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Iam off to magaluff on Saturday and as usual Iam totally un organised. The only shorts I can find is these tiny cut off denim things. My legs are not the best. So any ideas anyone.
Iam off to magaluff on Saturday and as usual Iam totally un organised. The only shorts I can find is these tiny cut off denim things. My legs are not the best. So any ideas anyone.
Typical of you.
Iam all paranoid. It's going to be full of young gorgeous 20 something's.
Thank you. But the more I think about it the more i think I've made a bad choice. I wanted lively but think I may have went extreme.
Then the whole cellulite thing, Iam really panicking and Iam normally quite a confident person.
As for the typical you I meant cheeky.
Swinging trunks Gary? lol
You should worry, think about me in my speedos with my flab hanging over the top, well ok not speedos but swinging trunks.
Get that vision out of your head ladies lol
Lol I can just see you in a pair of budgie smugglers
Oh can you now, well I might have to treat you ladies soon with a picture.
We will wait in antisipation x
Can you make shorts out of some trousers so you can custom them to any length you like, jeans are ideal as you can fray the edges so no sewing needed
Less money on wine, more money on bikinis
Will never ever have a bikini body chuk. I excepted that along time ago ha ha
What about a few pairs of short shorts and a few sarongs so you can wear the sarongs when walking around but maybe lying on the beach you can remove the sarong and get brown legs?