Dear lord take me now (warning)

[malazak]

Popped to the doctors this morning to get no checked and get a glycerine suppositorie as after a week I was blocked.I didn't need it I can tell you

Came home to find my mum nan and granpop visiting for tea which was nice.
Proceeded to have a tea n chat whilst sitting happily on the couch.
Then suddenly with absolutely no warning and I mean no fart cough sneeze gurgle funny feeling or owt I filled my pants in front of the whole family........
Well as you can imagine trudging out of the room in silence par the occasional squelch was mind numbing.
20 minutes later I returned after a shower to more silence as I sat down and got a fresh cup my grandad leant over and in his thick scottish accent declared.

Dinnae worry son yer granny does it aw the time.
:8855: hilarity ensued for about an hour

 

[tiarasandtantrums]

How awful for you! But at least your grandad lightened the mood! x

 

[wombat]

Oh noooo!!!!:8855::8855::8855:

Well done grandad!:8855:

 

[Bev]

My biggest fear... but better if it's got to happen to happen with family... 'involuntary' it's not your fault love... thank goodness for Grandad!!!

Love and hugs xxx

 

[marky v]

no pun intended, but

**** HAPPENS!!!

 

[cherry]

o dero!!!! i would be mortified! at least it was laughed off tho sweetpea!......

but im a lil concerned now! i to am having the sleeve hopefully and i dont want that happening to me!.. is it a normal occurance with the sleeve?... xxx

 

[malazak]

I don't think it matters what op you have the meds and anaesthetic play havoc with your bowels .

I can laugh it off now but omg lol

 

[cherry]

ooooo makes me come out in a cold sweat hahhahha

 

[dottychic]

OMG, I bet you wanted the ground to open up and swallow you whole!! Love your Grandad though! Poor Granny! x

 

[maxsmum]

Only done this once myself, but thankfully was just a follow through fart and I blamed the dog for the smell as I hobbled out of the room backwards. Not happened since (touch wood!) but I never trust a fart now !!! LOL

 

[simplylucy]

I'm feeling way too tender to laugh today but this has made me chuckle whilst holding my tummy! :8855::8855::8855:

I'm now having a panic because I had my surgery on Tuesday and haven't had a poo since Monday.

I've just added prune juice to tomorrows shopping list!

 

[tiarasandtantrums]

It's not happened to me (thankfully - especially with my tendency to wear my jeans back to front! Eek) x

 

[louisemaia]

omg i have just nearly wet myself reading this so sorry i shouldn't karma will come kick me in the face when i have had my sleeve haha, bless ya grandad xxx

 

[simplylucy]

I've just removed prune juice from my shopping list.

This thread panicked me so much that I just managed to go!

 

[ladylite]

Funny what cheers you up. that did, done it myself so know how you felt.

Good old grandad.

 

[IlonaJ]

does this happen to most ppl after their opps?

 

[dottychic]

I do hope not!!

 

[phatmomma]

You just scared the life out of my hubby, he looked over to find me clutching my stomach with tears rolling down my face.... Took him a minute to realise i was laughing...

Having had the 'squirts' this morning i'm feeling your pain. At one point i thought i wasn't going to make the toilet!!!!

Well done grandma and grandad for lightening the mood xx

 

[emergingbutterfly]

Thanks for the courage to post this and for making us laugh. Most of us only laughed cos we feel your pain but thank god you were with family and not at work etc.

 

[keeley86]

im sory but..... hahahahahahahahahaha! how funny i think id av wet myself with laughing if i was there, i cant imagine the look on your face when you did it, hope you have recovered..... if it was my grandad though it would be the topic of conversation everytime he saw me, lol