Mrs Quiggle
New Member
I promise faithfully never ever ever never as long as we both live that I will never ever feed you gin and tonic and chocolate brownie sundae again down the pub ever again but please please please Perry could you stop screaming at me and bending me in double with bubbling gaseous pain worse than child birth now cause I don't think I can handle it much more before passing out. Actually passing out would be good cause I don't think you can feel pain when you're unconsious. I promise tomorrow that I will only feed you homemade chicken soup while you recover and prehaps a nice pro-biotic yogurt for good measure.
Yours sincerely
Me xxx
Yours sincerely
Me xxx