lamornamiss
wants to be a loser
'Big Jimmy, an extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the
responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce
beautiful children beyond compare.
With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.
Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous
daughters that positively took his breath away.
So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to
marry one of them.
The farmer simply replied, 'They're lookin' to get married,so you came
to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want.'
Jimmy dated the first daughter.
The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion.
'Well,' said Jimmy, 'she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly
notice...pigeon-toed.'
The farmer nodded and suggested Jimmy date one of the other girls; so
Jimmy went out with the second daughter.
The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.
'Well,'Jimmy replied, 'she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can
hardly tell....cross-eyed.'
The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things
might be better. So he did.
The next morning Jimmy rushed in exclaiming,'She's perfect, just
perfect. She's the one I want to marry'
So they were wed right away
..Months later the bairn wuz born.
When Jimmy visited the nursery he was horrified: the bairn was the
ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his
father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen considering the
beauty of the parents.
'Well,' explained the farmer, 'She was just a weeeeee bit, not that you
could hardly tell...Pregnant when you met her.'
responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce
beautiful children beyond compare.
With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.
Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous
daughters that positively took his breath away.
So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to
marry one of them.
The farmer simply replied, 'They're lookin' to get married,so you came
to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want.'
Jimmy dated the first daughter.
The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion.
'Well,' said Jimmy, 'she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly
notice...pigeon-toed.'
The farmer nodded and suggested Jimmy date one of the other girls; so
Jimmy went out with the second daughter.
The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.
'Well,'Jimmy replied, 'she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can
hardly tell....cross-eyed.'
The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things
might be better. So he did.
The next morning Jimmy rushed in exclaiming,'She's perfect, just
perfect. She's the one I want to marry'
So they were wed right away
..Months later the bairn wuz born.
When Jimmy visited the nursery he was horrified: the bairn was the
ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his
father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen considering the
beauty of the parents.
'Well,' explained the farmer, 'She was just a weeeeee bit, not that you
could hardly tell...Pregnant when you met her.'
