Just for a laugh!!

[lamornamiss]

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos
MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem annoyed in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckooclock.'

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh ****.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

 

[angie790]

Pmsl, excellent!

 

[Shopgirl1301]

Brilliant, I've just had a right giggle reading this! please tell me this isn't true, I couldn't have done it without laughing I'm sure!
Wendyx

 

[lisa x]

lol....

 

[dottychic]

Hahahaha nice one!! X

 

[dawnyc]

Lol that made me proper giggle as i sit here at work with a hangover haha xxx

 

[Zionaka]

LOL.... busted!

 

[lotsabeefy]

hilarious pmsl xx

 

[yorkshirelass74]

FAB!!!

 

[J-Mo]

Ha, ha!! That's cheered me up today, thanks

 

[kay milburn]

ha ha. sooooo funny.

 

[ditzeeblonde]

Brilliant, pmsl!

 

[Amrac1]

This is the funniest thread I have read in a while. Thank you! I have had a bad 24 hours and this has made me feel great! (been there - done that)

 

[tesmaralda]

Fantastic, what a naughty cuckoo clock x

 

[phatmomma]

I can't believe you fell over the coffee table, tut tut xxx