A while ago a new kind of supermarket opened near me.
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.
Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the
smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you
experience the scent of fresh mowed hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks
with onions.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle,
and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the awesome smell of fresh baked
bread and cookies.
I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.
Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the
smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you
experience the scent of fresh mowed hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks
with onions.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle,
and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the awesome smell of fresh baked
bread and cookies.
I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.
Nasty thought!
