Overheard in the pub last night...

[Mio]

I went out with a friend for a drink last night, and on my way to the bar I accidentally brushed against a guy.

As I got to the bar i heard the man say to his friend "That girl touched my arse!"

I was about to blush and get embarrassed when his friend replied "Well, you could do worse!"

XD

It's probably the most backhanded compliment I've ever received *lol*

 

[TwinkleTwinkle]

First of many, honey xxx (did you touch his arse, lol)

 

[Mio]

I didn't, but when I gave him a sneaky glance on my way back to the table I kinda wished I had :-D

 

[TwinkleTwinkle]

I didn't, but when I gave him a sneaky glance on my way back to the table I kinda wished I had :-D

Damn, missed opportunity, lol xx

 

[flowerofshona]

Your as bad as me i had a squeeze in a packed marquee at the steam fair once, was a nice little bum and i could not resist, was funny cos he did not see who did it and there was an elderly lady stood not far from him smiling LOL

 

[TwinkleTwinkle]

Your as bad as me i had a squeeze in a packed marquee at the steam fair once, was a nice little bum and i could not resist, was funny cos he did not see who did it and there was an elderly lady stood not far from him smiling LOL

You are bad, Dawn, lol What you have to ask yourself is, what was she smiling at, who was behind her?xxx

 

[mariew]

You should have pinched it later, you were already being accused, you may as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb as my mother used to say!

 

[chubby funster]

You should have pinched it later, you were already being accused, you may as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb as my mother used to say!

Too right!!! X

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[Caren]

the only comment ive had lately is, "can u imaging giving that one?, well at least you could just slap her arse and ride the waves" one day it will be nice ones

 

[TwinkleTwinkle]

Gawd Caren, I'll be down there to taser him for you ... insulting pig. Why do idiots like that never see past the outer shell xxx We loves ya, babe xxx

 

[Caren]

Gawd Caren, I'll be down there to taser him for you ... insulting pig. Why do idiots like that never see past the outer shell xxx We loves ya, babe xxx

having said that, although i was really upset, it was a good one lol :8855:

 

[TwinkleTwinkle]

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having said that, although i was really upset, it was a good one lol :8855:

Noooo Caren, it wasn't. It was vile who does he think he is to say such a thing about a lovely human being who probably has more soul in her little finger than he has in his whole body. grrrrr. Would he make this type of comment about someone with a physical disability ... yes cos that is what this kind of person is like. Numpty. Is this the comment that made you post that you were never going out again? Luckily he is probably in the minority but he should be castrated to stop him spreading his poor gene pool ... I'll do it xxx

 

[Caren]

Noooo Caren, it wasn't. It was vile who does he think he is to say such a thing about a lovely human being who probably has more soul in her little finger than he has in his whole body. grrrrr. Would he make this type of comment about someone with a physical disability ... yes cos that is what this kind of person is like. Numpty. Is this the comment that made you post that you were never going out again? Luckily he is probably in the minority but he should be castrated to stop him spreading his poor gene pool ... I'll do it xxx

yes, that was the comment that made me cry swine!! ive got some nail clippers if they'll help

 

[TwinkleTwinkle]

yes, that was the comment that made me cry swine!! ive got some nail clippers if they'll help

Good ... make sure they are rusty xxx

 

[Magsy]

Well what can i say except he's a pratt and i bet no-one gives him a second glance. In fact i bet he's is not even capable of Riding a wave. xxxx

 

[Neeta]

I didn't, but when I gave him a sneaky glance on my way back to the table I kinda wished I had :-D

Shuda done it again on your way back and said "this time I did touch your arse, and I meant to" wink and walk off.