snagglepuss
No regrets!!
Went for a birthday meal today in one of those terrible gastro pubs - not my choice - but discovered how to appear to be having a normal sized meal without actually eating much at all! I ordered a rack of ribs, which looked huge on the plate when it arrived but actually contained just a small amount of very tender meat, and once it was unassembled and I'd had a good chomp leaving a pile of bones, it looked like I'd had loads, thereby avoiding that look that waiters give you when they see what you've left and ask if everything was ok! I asked for the BBQ sauce to come on the side so I could avoid the sugar content. Sorted!