Shave that belly big boy.

[soon to be not big AL]

Well it had to be done, (for all you with a delicate constitution or vivid imagination you may want to stop reading now). This is something the ladies wouldn’t have to do (I reserve the right to withdraw that statement). I now believe the man I called dad may be a belief with its foundation on shaky ground. I had suspected it for some time him being 5 foot 3 and 8 stone wet through and me heading towards 6 foot and 24 stone. But now I truly believe my mother must have had an affair with a mountain gorilla.
I thought I would be a good lad and shave my belly prior to my op. So armed with a bag of disposable razors and a tube of shaving jell I headed into the shower. (I’m sure I saw a film that started like that once.) To cut a long story short one tube of shaving jell and 5 disposable razors later my belly look like that of an orang-utan having been shaved with a spatula . Who would have thought shaving your belly in a mirror could be so hard, anyway I’m already way ahead of you ladies who are thinking wax and as soon as the 4 church candles have melted down on the cooker I’m going for it 4 pound of hot wax and a cotton pillow case should do the trick. Will let you know the out come ether way ,you can get broad band at our A&E so its all good.
See Ya
AL

 

[tranquil_butterfly]

Well it had to be done, (for all you with a delicate constitution or vivid imagination you may want to stop reading now). This is something the ladies wouldn’t have to do (I reserve the right to withdraw that statement). I now believe the man I called dad may be a belief with its foundation on shaky ground. I had suspected it for some time him being 5 foot 3 and 8 stone wet through and me heading towards 6 foot and 24 stone. But now I truly believe my mother must have had an affair with a mountain gorilla.
I thought I would be a good lad and shave my belly prior to my op. So armed with a bag of disposable razors and a tube of shaving jell I headed into the shower. (I’m sure I saw a film that started like that once.) To cut a long story short one tube of shaving jell and 5 disposable razors later my belly look like that of an orang-utan having been shaved with a spatula . Who would have thought shaving your belly in a mirror could be so hard, anyway I’m already way ahead of you ladies who are thinking wax and as soon as the 4 church candles have melted down on the cooker I’m going for it 4 pound of hot wax and a cotton pillow case should do the trick. Will let you know the out come ether way ,you can get broad band at our A&E so its all good.
See Ya
AL

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[Grace]

LOL! don't do anything too mad! Are you sure you're supposed to shave? They don't always shave pre-op these days!

 

[tranquil_butterfly]

Sorry Al but you had me in stitches with this post - I am still laughing now. Please keep posting after your op as you always bring a smile to my face.

tranquil

 

[StephieAck]

Steph xx

 

[lisa x]

LOL..so let me get this visually straight in my head...
You have shaved your belly...but not your chest....lol..
OMG don't wax it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bless you...that's gonna itch in the morning!!
Thank you for putting a smile on my face today...

 

[maxsmum]

You've just brightened my day Xx

 

[Big an Bouncy]

Awww you are going to itch like hell!Who told you to shave?Maz x

 

[Wendy1]

you could have had a pretty nurse doing that, photo of belly would be diffrent x

 

[soon to be not big AL]

you could have had a pretty nurse doing that, photo of belly would be diffrent x

But that would'nt make people smile If you want to see my belly just look at my face book pictures from the last bike rallie (not for the faint harted i can tell you)

 

[dottychic]

Its like Kellys growler incident all over again ! XX

 

[hsmel]

Good luck for your op tomorrow. Hope it goes well and you have a speedy and pain free recovery.

 

[Bev]

Good luck today Al... thinking of you... sending loving hugs and are will you all the way... keep up your sense of humour... love your posts...

Take good care precious xxx

 

[emma-louise]

lol...very funny!

good luck x