sorry men

[Wendy1]

Just read this today and thought it was great,
Grow your own dope, plant a man.
I'm not a man hater, just need something to smile at now and then x

 

[AlphaEcho]

Ouch!

 

[ThinnerJemima]

Napalm

Except the lovely men that got my pussy cat down from top of telegraph pole

 

[frankyboysh7]

Haven't you got ironing to do?

 

[Paula1975]

Ouch lol

 

[BDA]

Naughty but lol!

 

[ThinnerJemima]

Franky, are you taking in ironing then? Wowza what a super offer!

See ladies, faith, men do have a purpose

 

[Paula1975]

Franky, are you taking in ironing then? Wowza what a super offer! See ladies, faith, men do have a purpose

Hahaha

 

[Wendy1]

Lovely answers xxx

 

[Rupert]

women are like teabags you never know how strong they are till there in hot water...!

 

[ThinnerJemima]

Rupert, how true!

I once kicked my own front door in, just like in the movies. I was gushing blood from an little accident I'd just had. But hey, girl power!

A&E followed by locksmith completed my day

Never underestimate us

 

[Rupert]

Bet you had your door keys in your pocket all the time

 

[ThinnerJemima]

Keys and husband both as useful as chocolate teapot at that time.

Didn't have all bits of fingers attached and was spraying blood liberally.

Hard as nails me