vanilla-cupcake
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Sorry about the ways its presented, I copied it form an email
*_Hotel Bill_*
>
>
> *Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might
> want to consider this.*
>
> *Husband and wife are driving from New Orleans to Tunica.**
> **After almost 8 hours on the road, they decide to stop for
> a rest.** **They stop at a nice hotel, but only plan to
> sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.*
> * *
> *When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands
> them a bill for $350.00.*
> * *
> *The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so
> high.** **He tells the clerk that, although it's a nice
> hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00!*
> * *
> *When the clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard rate, the
> man insists on speaking to the Manager.*
>
> *The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains
> that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge
> conference centre that were available for the husband and
> wife to use.*
> * *
> *"But we didn't use them,"=2 0the man complains.*
> * *
> *"Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the
> Manager.*
> * *
> *He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the
> shows for which the hotel is famous.*
> * *
> *"The best entertainers from New York , Hollywood and Las
> Vegas perform here," the Manager says.*
> * *
> *"But we didn't go to any of those shows," complains the man
> again.*
> * *
> *"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager
> replies.*
>
>
> *No matter what amenity the Manager mentions, the man
> replies, "But we didn't use it!"** **The Manager is
> unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay.
> He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.*
>
>
> *The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But
> sir," he says, "this check is only made out for $50.00."** *
>
>
> *"That's correct," says the man. "I charged you $300.00 for
> sleeping with my wife."*
>
>
> *"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.*
>
>
> * "Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here and you
> could have."*
*_Hotel Bill_*
>
>
> *Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might
> want to consider this.*
>
> *Husband and wife are driving from New Orleans to Tunica.**
> **After almost 8 hours on the road, they decide to stop for
> a rest.** **They stop at a nice hotel, but only plan to
> sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.*
> * *
> *When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands
> them a bill for $350.00.*
> * *
> *The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so
> high.** **He tells the clerk that, although it's a nice
> hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00!*
> * *
> *When the clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard rate, the
> man insists on speaking to the Manager.*
>
> *The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains
> that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge
> conference centre that were available for the husband and
> wife to use.*
> * *
> *"But we didn't use them,"=2 0the man complains.*
> * *
> *"Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the
> Manager.*
> * *
> *He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the
> shows for which the hotel is famous.*
> * *
> *"The best entertainers from New York , Hollywood and Las
> Vegas perform here," the Manager says.*
> * *
> *"But we didn't go to any of those shows," complains the man
> again.*
> * *
> *"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager
> replies.*
>
>
> *No matter what amenity the Manager mentions, the man
> replies, "But we didn't use it!"** **The Manager is
> unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay.
> He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.*
>
>
> *The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But
> sir," he says, "this check is only made out for $50.00."** *
>
>
> *"That's correct," says the man. "I charged you $300.00 for
> sleeping with my wife."*
>
>
> *"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.*
>
>
> * "Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here and you
> could have."*
