What Bra Type Are You?...(a little giggle)

[Snowcrystal]

What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said,

"I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk?"
"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour and material imaginable.
"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from." she said.
Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types ".
Which one would you prefer?? asks the sales woman.
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The saleslady responded, "It is all quite simply really?...
The Catholic type supports the masses.?
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen.?
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright.?
And the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."

WHICH ARE YOU ????? (For women to answer )

I'm a Catholic!...lol

 

[Caroline101061]

Mine are Catholic and Salvation Army with a hint of Presbyterian!

 

[Spikeyjaycee]

I'm an atheist (I don't fit in to any of the categories!) Julie x

 

[Mini]

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright! LOL:giggle:

 

[BUGS BUNNY]

I am a catholic (very funny post)

shell

 

[margaretmc]

God knows a bit of all really .

 

[vanilla-cupcake]

Ha ha, I got this in an email ages ago

I think im a bit of all of them really

 

[lamornamiss]

I'm an atheist (I don't fit in to any of the categories!) Julie x

I sooo love this answer

I fit all the types:cry:

 

[tesmaralda]

a salvation army catholic type of gal, lol

 

[Silversurfer]

Not applicable to me ...............!

 

[dreamofbeingslim]

I should hope not silver surfer. I am a catholic, salvation army girl.

 

[scaryariam]

LOL - i am catholic

 

[wannabeanewme]

lolol @ Snow..

I'm a Salvation Army Catholic kinda gal.. when am actually able to wear mine :-(

Anyone else had problems post-op with positioning of your bra? (especially banders?)

At the moment - no matter which I wear, the bottom elasticated bit between my boobaloos.. ends up pressing on my port site and that means am only able to wear my double-decker-wobble checker-over the shoulder-boulder-holder for a matter of maybe 3 hours.. got a christening to go to in 3weeks and am dreading it..

helpppppppppppppppppppppppppppp...

 

[zetacatty]

Definitely a Catholic at the mo....but after surgery I will probably be Salvation Army!!!!

 

[coralie]

Mands,

I wear an all-in-one body with a built in bra. There is no seam!
Only a tiny bit of rubbing between the boobies at the front for the first 2 days. Really Comfy and holds in the bulges!



I'm very Catholic!...First and only time i will ever say that!

 

[salski]

Baptist all the way! haha

 

[zetacatty]

Mands,

I wear an all-in-one body with a built in bra. There is no seam!
Only a tiny bit of rubbing between the boobies at the front for the first 2 days. Really Comfy and holds in the bulges!



I'm very Catholic!...First and only time i will ever say that!

What size is the bra bit? I bet they don't make them in 'humungus' !

 

[Snowcrystal]

Not applicable to me ...............!

You little fibber...lol

 

[thinkbethin]

Hey I'm definitely the salvation army because oh my have mine fallen lol

 

[hopelesscase]

Mine are Catholic and Salvation Army with a hint of Presbyterian!

with you on that