witchingmoon
New Member
I gave in and weighed myself today. I have lost 4lbs but for some reason I am sad about it. I really wanted to get 5lbs off so I could be 24st and 4st 7lbs lighter. I should be over the moon but I am just sad why?
hahahaha love it!!Only One Pound
Hello, do you know me?
If you don't, you should. I'm a pound of fat, and I'm the HAPPIEST pound of fat that you would ever want to meet.
Want to know why?
It's because no one ever wants to lose me;
I'm ONLY ONE POUND, just a pound!
Everyone wants to lose three pounds, five pounds, or fifteen pounds, but never only one.
So I just stick around and happily keep you fat.
Then I add to myself, ever so slyly, so that you never seem to notice it.
That is, until I've grown to ten, twenty, thirty or even more pounds in weight.
Yes, it's fun being ONLY ONE POUND OF FAT, left to do as I please.
So, when you weigh in, keep right on saying, "Oh, I only lost one pound."
For you see, if you do this, you'll encourage others to keep me around because they'll think I'm not worth losing.
And, I love being around you - your arms, your legs, your chin, your hips and every part of you.
Happy Days!!!
After all, I'm ONLY ONE POUND OF FAT!!!
i'm not bothered about weight it's size i care about too i just think i'm getting a bit worried about going back to work on Monday there's loads of women at work and you and i all know there's nothing worse especially when there's a big pushy loud mouth ready to pounce at any moment