An elephants ding a ling ;)

[Emma Louise]

Hellooooooooo all!

I was reading something on here the other day and it was saying what you could compare your weight loss to. And i read that an elephant's male rudey bit weighed 60 pounds, well, that's all i had in my head since then and today i officially lost the same weight as an elephant's ding dong/ pee pee/ trouser snake/ jungle George

I am soooooo pleased! This is the most amount of wight i have EVER lost.

Thanks for reading and sharing this moment with me, and a merry Christmas to all. xxxxxxxx

 

[dottychic]

Whit whooooo ..... thats brill news hun but I must say I feel a bit sorry for the elephant XX

 

[J-Mo]

Ha, ha!! Me too!! I'd love to say that to my surgeon when I eventually get my post-op check-up!!

 

[dottychic]

lol....he wouldnt know where to put his face! XX

 

[Big an Bouncy]

Now thats called 'Taking the Penis'!lol Maz x

 

[Emma Louise]

hahaha! thanks girlies, pleeeeeeeeease make a comment about it to him J-mo....and then tell me about his reaction...bahaha! xxxxxxx

 

[dottychic]

PMSL....love it Maz XX

 

[BlueDiamond]

 

[zns]

Oh thats really cheered me up lol.

Well done you! Ive whimped out weighing in eek.

 

[Katkit1]

What I what to know is how did the elephant manage to be emasculated for his ting-a-ling to be put on the scales and be weighed? Must of been dead weight!

Never mind that congratulations on your weight loss hun x

Merry Christmas to you too!


Take care hun x




Love Kat x

 

[lamornamiss]

Heres the list
Ive lost a new born calf and a car tyre LL



1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn Giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony

 

[Emma Louise]

Oh thats really cheered me up lol.

Well done you! Ive whimped out weighing in eek.

Thanks hun.

I'm glad it cheered you up, if you EVER want a chat hun feel free to pm me.

Dont wimp out, i feel like that sometimes but just feel like i have gone through too much to not carry on with a smile

Dont be an enemy to yourself, in this life sometimes the only person you can rely on is you. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[Emma Louise]

Heres the list
Ive lost a new born calf and a car tyre LL



1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn Giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony

Yes! This was it!

I saw "penis" and couldnt get it out of my head!! (no pun intended ) xxxxxxxxx

 

[BandyEmm]

fabby post x

 

[ladylite]

So pleased for you, you sound well excited. yippee

At least it was an elephants I was watching the programme about Pandas and one of the reasons it is difficult for them to conceive is that they have a tiny one so you are lucky its not a pandas one:flirt2:

 

[dottychic]

Poor pandas, lol....Im sure theres many men out there feeling their pain XX

 

[mandym1]

:8855:Very funny post!!

So based on what Ive read on another thread (what have you replaced food with?) you loose the weight of a ding a ling and you get more ding a ling!!

Sounds like win win to me

 

[Deets]

good post! i like the list of weights - makes you look at it differently x

 

[dottychic]

Ive forgot what a ding-a-ling is XX

 

[gaelic girl]

Ask Chuck Berry Jacqui he had one apparently lol! x