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Instructions for cleaning the toilet.
1. Lift the lid on the toilet and tip in one eighth of a cup on animal shampoo.
2. Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowly moving in the direction of the toilet.
3. At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly and either stand or sit on the lid.
4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will generate plenty of foam. Do not be concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet; your cat is enjoying himself.
5. After several minutes, flush the toilet to start the "power wash mode", and then flush again for the main wash cycle.
6. Ask someone to open the front door and ensure that no one is between the toilet and the front door.
7. Get off the toilet seat, and from a safe distance, open the lid quickly. The cat will dry off naturally due to the high speed at which he will be moving from the toilet to the front door.
8. The toilet, and the cat are now both clean.
Remember, you should only repeat this process at intervals of no less than three days.
Hope this has been of help to you.
Best wishes,
regards,
The dog.
I might try this one later I've got a toilet to clean and a dirty white cat
Instructions for cleaning the toilet.
1. Lift the lid on the toilet and tip in one eighth of a cup on animal shampoo.
2. Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowly moving in the direction of the toilet.
3. At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly and either stand or sit on the lid.
4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will generate plenty of foam. Do not be concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet; your cat is enjoying himself.
5. After several minutes, flush the toilet to start the "power wash mode", and then flush again for the main wash cycle.
6. Ask someone to open the front door and ensure that no one is between the toilet and the front door.
7. Get off the toilet seat, and from a safe distance, open the lid quickly. The cat will dry off naturally due to the high speed at which he will be moving from the toilet to the front door.
8. The toilet, and the cat are now both clean.
Remember, you should only repeat this process at intervals of no less than three days.
Hope this has been of help to you.
Best wishes,
regards,
The dog.
I might try this one later I've got a toilet to clean and a dirty white cat
