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banders am i the only offender ? do u fart more since ya band ?

j.u.s.t.l.i.z.

j.u.s.t.l.i.z.

Runs Srh Support Group
ok bandys ! i fart loads more in me 4 years banded to b4 the op :eek:

am i alone or is there more gas taps scattered across the uk just like me :D

PUT YA LIGHTER BACK IN YA POCKET :rolleyes:

i just blame the O/H :D

i not got a dog to blame :8855: so im @ s disadvantage here :eek:

wether in church or chappel let it rattle ?

liz x
 
Liz you crack me up hun! Hilarious!

I will report back to you at a later date whether its the same for bypassers.
 
Hi Liz,

I was a farter before but now....

I have had special biohazard signs made and gas masks issued.

It's getting so bad, was considering asking doctor about it on my next visit.

I guess it's just another side effect.
 
Hi Liz

Its the burps for me. I used to tell my OH off for load burping now I can match or beat him hands down lol.

Maz x
 
I can beat Hubby and teenage Son hands down...years ago when I first moved in with OH, I never ever farted in front of him, infact we lived together for over a year before he heard me :eek: but pregnancy put paid to secret toots:rolleyes:

So now, since banding, it all seems to go down over and have struggled with burps....I blame it on the moggies :sign0151:

Liz...my Grandma used to say 'in church or chapel let it rattle' :D
 
As a Bypasser, I can fart for England lol, I fart every day and man when i fart i let it ripp, They are the longest loudest farts ever lol, and it feels great to let them go. It doesn't do my street cred any good though especially when in supermarkets, My husband looks at me with disgust lmao, but he does laugh about it, One thing i can say though, they never smell, Only of sweet roses Ha ha.
 
LOL WE ARE THE
 
Haha I have it all to come x
 
fat-girl-slim08 said:
As a Bypasser, I can fart for England lol, I fart every day and man when i fart i let it ripp, They are the longest loudest farts ever lol, and it feels great to let them go. It doesn't do my street cred any good though especially when in supermarkets, My husband looks at me with disgust lmao, but he does laugh about it, One thing i can say though, they never smell, Only of sweet roses Ha ha.
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I'm not going shopping with you....you'll do it and run and leave me to get the blame.

(((hugs)))
 
cazbandy said:
Hi Liz,

I was a farter before but now....

I have had special biohazard signs made and gas masks issued.

It's getting so bad, was considering asking doctor about it on my next visit.

I guess it's just another side effect.
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Ummm I have a very funny visual of a dinner party at yours with all the guests in gas masks...lol

(((hugs)))
 
2.b.a.n.d.s.l.i.z said:
ok bandys ! i fart loads more in me 4 years banded to b4 the op :eek:

am i alone or is there more gas taps scattered across the uk just like me :D

PUT YA LIGHTER BACK IN YA POCKET :rolleyes:

i just blame the O/H :D

i not got a dog to blame :8855: so im @ s disadvantage here :eek:

wether in church or chappel let it rattle ?

liz x
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Warning, warning, no naked flames in the household where 2bandsLiz live.

(((hugs)))
 
Snowcrystal said:
I'm a lady and I don't fart................I don't...really I don't.

(gawd, the 'F' word makes me giggle)

(((hugs)))
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Ha Ha...when we were kids, my Sister was always scandalised if anyone broke wind and so my Dad used to tease her by saying she had a black book in which she would put names of offending farters...having 3 brothers it happened on a regular basis :eek:

now she has her own children and thinks it's highly amusing when her 4 year old Son grills anyone who farts...hmm, wonder who he got that from??? :8855: :massmoon:
 
i was a farter now im a burper!!!!!!!! i can see that on my headstone!!!!
 
Both ends for me I'm afraid. Before my op I could never burp but now every time I start speaking it comes to the surface. As for the "F" word, I'm lucky to have 4 dogs, hubby,2 sons and a daughter to blame it on and my god do they stink ( and not of roses like Jo's) lol
 
Farting and burping, it's become a normal way of life for me now, it's not bad though when my 5yr old son shouts live from living room as I 'let rip' in the kitchen, 'Good one mum, you're better at farting than daddy now' :D
 
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