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banders am i the only offender ? do u fart more since ya band ?

Snowcrystal said:
I'm a lady and I don't fart................I don't...really I don't.

(gawd, the 'F' word makes me giggle)

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I would never fart or burp in front of anyone other than my hubby pre op but now I don't have a choice cause it hurts otherwise. Lots of things change post op lol
 
Yep, farter and burper for England these days. It drives my husband nuts, but I cant help it, so he has to put up with it. He gets most put out when I fart on him in bed, just as I am dropping off (he he). If I can sneak them out, I will blamed the dog, my dog is weird to the point that he sleeps UNDER the bed at night, so I can get away with blaming him for it.

MNL:eek:
 
Ha ha ha this thread is hilarious, my husband has just read and is now dreading me after the op as I'm bad enough now ha ha....
 
Burping for me. Unexpected burps that totally take me by surprise! I used to know when a burp was brewing...but not now, i burp right from the pit of my stomach. BURP!!
 
Snowcrystal said:
:eek:It won't happen to me...it won't...really it won't...I'm a lady...:eek:....lmho

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:eek: who's been telling you fibs about being a lady :rolleyes:

only kiddin ya xxx
 
A lady does not 'fart' (giggle giggle)...a lady fluffs....

All jokes aside...I get gurgling on my left side and uncontrolable wind when colitis starts to rear it's ugly head...It's amazing at how clever and devious we become at masking these fluffs.

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best is the silent but deadly ones in a packed lift every one looks at every one else with an "innocent" look including me ;) :D
 
Fluffs?? That is so cute Ive never heard them call that before. You make them sound lovely ha ha
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:rolleyes: oh many a time :eek:
 
mandym1 said:
Fluffs?? That is so cute Ive never heard them call that before. You make them sound lovely ha ha
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Well, I know they called all sorts...but when we were very young my mother would not let my brothers and I use the word fart, we called them 'pips.

Along come my 2 grand daughters and they call them fluffs...of course all the men in my family don't do fluffs...(so they reckon hahaha)

So what do you all call yours?

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i hoof the O/H in the leg n say was it U ? :D
 
No way i am telling my OH about this thread. I'm not the sweetest smelling person at the worst of times lol lol....

I have no dog but two kids and a part time stepdaughter will be easy enough to blame.
 
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