Corrupt wish...

[dottychic]

Granted you have a body like Marilyn Monroe but your dead
I wish I could sing like Beyonce

 

[Zionaka]

oh no.... you've shattered my dreams Kat!

Granted, however your face looks like bernard manning!

 

[Katkit1]

Zi - now you`re married to Bernard Manning - and he wants nooky 5 times a night!

Wish I could kiss Brad Pitt!

 

[Jacquera]

Granted, unfortuantely the Brad Pitt you kissed was not the actor but a strange man who liked eat bogie omelettes.

I wish that the end of march would hurry up and arrive. Because that is when Jean M Auel's last book comes out and I've been waiting since 2002 since book 5 and the last 20 years since I started reading the series.

 

[Léonie_]

granted, but it turns up with the final chapter missing!

I wish i could afford to buy my own flat in central London

 

[Zionaka]

granted you are now the proud owner of a swanky flat in central london, however you have the neighbors from hell x 10

I wish I could win the lottery

 

[kateyloo]

Granted, but you get caught by a cat then taken to it's owners house and presented as a gift!

I wish for a 6 bedroomed house......

 

[Jacquera]

Granted, unfortuantely it comes in cardboard with newspaper for blankets!

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edit to add

granted, a doll's house with 6 bedrooms.

I wish that fast food places did real healthy low fat low sugar food.

 

[kateyloo]

Darn, I got distracted and was a bit late with my post.....

Granted, but you only get 3 numbers.....

I wish for a 6 bedroomed house....

 

[Jacquera]

Granted, dollhouse with 6 bedrooms.

I wish that fast food places did real healthy low fat low sugar food.

 

[kateyloo]

Granted, but your closest one is over 200 miles away.....

I wish my partner would stop snoring.....

 

[Emma Louise]

Granted, but he now talks in his sleep about someone named Carole....

I wish i had naturally blonde hair

 

[Jacquera]

Granted, unfortuantley, it is falling out.

I wish for more energy.

 

[dottychic]

Granted but you now glow like a 60 watt bulb!

I wish I had a million pounds

 

[Jacquera]

Granted, you have a million pounds of potatoes in front of you and you have to peel them all.

I wish I could travel in time to somewhere interesting.

 

[dottychic]

Granted you can travel in time to somewhere interesting to your dog

I wish I was a queen

 

[angelajoy1961]

Granted - you are a cross between Julian Cleary and Graham Norton

I wish I could reach to paint my toenails !!

 

[Jacquera]

Granted but using gloss paint is not really a good idea.

I wish for a square of chocolate.

 

[Nightwitch]

Granted - but a stranger runs off with it before you can pop it n your mouth

I wish i could find "the one"

 

[Emma Louise]

Granted, but they are a serial killer

I wish i was smart enough to be a member of mensa