soon to be not big AL
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So close I can taste it, well I would if I was allowed owt other than milk and yogurt. Never mind tomorrows the big day and to be honest the diet wasn’t that bad., I think its got to do more with the spare time created by not preparation food and eating than hunger. So as Nikster1975 says “what I find best is to plan lots of activities that don't include eating and keep busy”.
Mind you I’ve lost 17 pound in the last ten days (and before you ask I’ve checked down the back of the sofa). So mustn’t grumble.
If you’re really board and hungry and fancy a laugh that will cost nowt try this. Have a rummage around and see if you can find a hair dryer a clip board or A4 book and ether a hi vis jacket or black coat. Now put on the coat make your clip board/ book look all official (you know pen on string that kind of thing) put your hair dryer in your pocket. Now all you have to do is pop out the nearest main road take the hairdryer out of your pocket and point it at oncoming cars. Then as they hit the brakes pretend to write down the numbers. I know it’s childish but it amuses me. (It isn’t quite as affective with Carmon Hair rollers.) Alternatively dig out that old game of twister get down to your fighting weight and splash on the baby oil. (I take no responsibility for any injuries sustained this includes mental scaring of passers bye if you forgot to shut the curtains). Anyway I’m of now to have another little chat with the nice voices in my head bye from all of us.
Al
Mind you I’ve lost 17 pound in the last ten days (and before you ask I’ve checked down the back of the sofa). So mustn’t grumble.
If you’re really board and hungry and fancy a laugh that will cost nowt try this. Have a rummage around and see if you can find a hair dryer a clip board or A4 book and ether a hi vis jacket or black coat. Now put on the coat make your clip board/ book look all official (you know pen on string that kind of thing) put your hair dryer in your pocket. Now all you have to do is pop out the nearest main road take the hairdryer out of your pocket and point it at oncoming cars. Then as they hit the brakes pretend to write down the numbers. I know it’s childish but it amuses me. (It isn’t quite as affective with Carmon Hair rollers.) Alternatively dig out that old game of twister get down to your fighting weight and splash on the baby oil. (I take no responsibility for any injuries sustained this includes mental scaring of passers bye if you forgot to shut the curtains). Anyway I’m of now to have another little chat with the nice voices in my head bye from all of us.
Al
