Miss Tickle
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The last time I posted on this thread in September 2011 I had lost an elephants willie- and a guinnia pig. Now I've lost a new born giraffe!
How about you?
How about you?
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What have you lost...an elephants penis?
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HiddenBeauty
Lil Miss Kitty
Wow lost a mid-size microwave so far.. but looking to loose the average man 
Huracaneal
New Member
a 2 month old horse i like it
lamornamiss
wants to be a loser
The last time I posted I had lost an average adult woman and a human head
Now I've lost the complete Oxford English Dictionary and an average newborn
Now I've lost the complete Oxford English Dictionary and an average newborn
Miss Tickle
Well-Known Member
My consultant has told me to lose a 5000 BTU air conditioner to go with my new born gifaffe. That's a total of just 2lb short of an average adult man.
Flip me- I've been carrying a bloke round with me all these years-but then again I'm a woman. Most of us are used to carrying blokes aren't we.....
Flip me- I've been carrying a bloke round with me all these years-but then again I'm a woman. Most of us are used to carrying blokes aren't we.....
witchingmoon
New Member
So far I have lost the World’s Largest Ball of Tape and a human head.
Just 2lbs short of a newborn calf
Just 2lbs short of a newborn calf
Miss Tickle
Well-Known Member
How much have you lost?
1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony"[/QUOTE]
I've now lost an average adult woman and a a Chihuahua 150 pounds.
Only 1lb to go to have lost the complete Oxford English Dictionary
1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony"[/QUOTE]
I've now lost an average adult woman and a a Chihuahua 150 pounds.
Only 1lb to go to have lost the complete Oxford English Dictionary
tanychance
New Member
Haha I'm in between an average 2 year old and the amount of cheese an American eats in a year!! Never thought to look at it that way!! I have a 2 year old myself and can't imagine that I've lost what he weighs!! Wow!!
Mrs Quiggle
New Member
An elephants penis, an average 2 year old, a human brain and 3 guinea pigs.
Bellydancer57
New Member
Just an observation only a pound in weight separates an average fashion model & the Encyclopedia Brittanica! There's a moral there somewhere?
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