I'm back, so don't panic! It's just now I've started getting more active I can't stop!!
Missy and Minime, welcome to the exclusive gang, lol! Smiler, yep you and Minime sent me cards -Thanks!!
Thanks for all the compliments everyone, despite my typos!! I have had discussions about writing something to get published, but I guess it will have to be when more weight falls off.
Gordon's been having a look and is chuffed that you all think he's sweet!
So, I won't keep you in suspense any longer. Here's the long awaited chapter 3...
When I awoke (yipee I made it!!), I was very aware of the bright white walls and all the movement around me. A nurse said a few words to me, I have no recollection what it was at all! I lifted my hear and felt a dry nauseous sensation in my throat. I croakily told the uniformed staff who were checking me out that I felt sick and like magic, a cardboard sick bowl appeared on my upper chest. Could I be sick? Oh, no. As soon as I thought I would vomit it passed. I was pleased as I thought that the worst was over. Looking around I could see numerous patients laid on beds in recovery, all in pretty much the same dozy condition as me.
I don't think I've mentioned before that I love to scratch big time. When I was younger I used to get huge heat spots all over my legs and, despite being warned not to, I would scratch until they bled to try to relieve the itchiness. Luckily for me, they never scarred a lot. Thankfully, I don't suffer from heat spots now, but I am a very itchy person. I wouldn't think twice about having a good old scratch of my back, say, even in public. When it itches, I scratch. Actually, it's quite surprising that I am a good scratcher because my nails aren't particularly strong or long. I suppose it's the determination to beat the itch that does it. Going back to my point, I was curiously watching the staff like ants busying themselves in random parts of the room, when my attention was hurriedly taken back to myself as my nose was itching like it never has before. Having awoken a while earlier, I now had a good idea of what was attached to my body. I had velcroed socks around my legs, my drip attached to my hand and a tube that was supplying me with oxygen up my nose. Now, I don't know whether you have ever had a bad itch, but imagine that this was a million times worse. I knew, from having asthma, that these nose tubes could be lifted temporarily and I didn't hesitate to do so and started scratching my nose. When I say my nose, I have a sgidgy nose so it was a case of rubbing the back of my hand against it at full speed, making it move from side to side and make a funny noise, to try to get the itchiness to pass. The nurses panicked, as I think that they thought that I was still away with the fairies due to my husky, groggy voice, and held my hands down to put the tubes back in place. This itchiness in my nose went on for a few hours and, by the time I was safely back in my room, the nurses had wisened to my scratching attempts and gave me an oxygen mask instead of the tubes. I sctatched to my heart's content until in the end my nose was bleeding and I gave up. Returning to the recvery room scene, the nurse explained that while I was under anaesthetic, they had given me a dose of morphene, which can cause itchiness. I was quite shocked when I, finally, started looking around that one of the patients in the bed opposite was stood up! I had seen her in reception that morning and had assumed that she was having the same operation as me. Either anaesthetic knocks some people out more than others or she had not had such major surgery as myself: I will never know. It was, however, enough of a distraction to stop me obsessing about my increasingly itchy nose, which was almost calling me to scratch it!!
Eventually, a porter and a ward nurse arrived to wheel me out of recovery into the comfort and security of my temporary bedroom, where Gordon would be waiting. On the way, I remembered how worried he had been and felt like telling the porter, pushing me, and the nurse, who had hold of the drip, to put their foot down. I recognised the reception area and knew that my corridor was arounnd the corner. i counted the doors and knew that we weren't far. I couldn't wait any longer and shouted out: "Gordon! Gordon!" I knew if it was me waiting for him that I'd want to know he was on the way. I can only imagine what my weak voice sounded like, but, at last, we were together.