can i ask a question

[cherry]

one thing i am stressing about is when i have my op lying there with my full belly hanging out what they think of me eeeeek, usually i breathe in hahahha but obviously if im asleep i cant, i wonder if you breathed in while going under that would work?....

 

[Glenville]

That might work Kelly, or failing that you could ask them all to keep their eyes shut...:8855::8855:
xx

 

[cherry]

hahahahahahhahahahahahaha ok ok i get the point xx

 

[Bev]

All I'm bothered about is keeping my knickers on... not much you can do about bellies and boobs to be honest Kell, so don't worry, we are all the same to the surgeon! haha xxx

 

[Mazza]

Dont worry Kelly he will have seen it all before many times lol as Bev I was more worried about the knickers on or off

 

[cherry]

oooooo yikes!!!!!!!!can we not keep knickers on? actually i take it back, i would much prefer the growler covered x

 

[cherry]

i might get my growler decorated with, i love mr small in rhinestones hahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa imagine his face

 

[Mazza]

I had paper knickers on when I came round - the same ones I wore to climb onto the table just covered in orange dye. Im sure with some banders/bypassers its knickers off though!

 

[Glenville]

Yeah... I went and came back "commando". As Bev says, they've seen it all before. Depends mostly on whether you get a catheter I suppose.

 

[Grace]

I kept my knickers on! Kelly don't forget, when they start the op the pump you FULL of gas so they can see easier inside, so you're even bigger! LOL

No seriously, before knife goes o skin, yo're draped in green cloths to create a sterile field to prevent infection. You just look like youre covered in a green table cloth!
No-one cares about your size, it's what's happening inside which counts. And besides this, surgeons chat about golf, music and the off-side rule as well as the latest hospital gossip whilst they're operating! :8855::8855::8855::8855::8855:

 

[Zionaka]

OMG... my draws are staying on!

It's bad enough that i fart uncontrollable in my sleep (or so I've been told), I've already been worrying about blowing them away whilst on the table, much less to do so with no draws on.

 

[Zionaka]

And besides this, surgeons chat about golf, music and the off-side rule as well as the latest hospital gossip whilst they're operating! :8855::8855::8855::8855::8855:

Dear god!!!

They better give my stomach and new pouch their full attention

 

[cherry]

omg!!! would we fart during the op?... i cant cope with this!!! id just be so mortified x

 

[Grace]

omg!!! would we fart during the op?... i cant cope with this!!! id just be so mortified x

LOL you'll be doing plenty of farting afterwards so get used to it! I was totally crippled with wind yesterday and just had to let it go!

 

[Zionaka]

LMAO.... oh Kelly u are cracking me up, and I'm at work in the office.... they are beginning to give me strange looks.

 

[cherry]

ooo dero!!

 

[Neen]

Don't worry about the farting in theatre Kelly...they'll have the masks on already

 

[cherry]

but would that happen neen? its making me shudder now x

 

[Neen]

LOL don't worry!!! They inflate you anyway so I am sure they're well used to the odd tooty noise

 

[Grace]

Seriously Kelly, I don't think I've ever heard a fart from a patient asleep on the table! It may happen, but I've never heard it.