Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is a recumbant bike, a shopping spree at IKEA, an Actifry, an Ice cream Maker, a printer for my laptop, fluffy socks, new Trainers (sketchers please), a trip to Venice, a mani/pedi, a massage, a new coat (size 18 please, I've lost weight
), a long-haired white fluffy male kitten that I can call Rafferty, and...
What's that you say?
Christmas was last week??? Are you sure??? Well, could you back order some of it??? NO???
Well, Santa I have to say that is some lousy customer service.
It is a wheat grass shot and rice cakes for you next year Mister!!! No more of that milk and cookies business for you!!!
Sincerely,
PhatGirl
p.s. - do not even think about putting me on the naughty list because I may have to tell Mrs. Claus about the unfortunate 'I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus' incident!!!