Another broken toilet seat!!!!

[Amberleigh]

Nothing like being reminded your fat when you sit on toilet and nearly end up on floor lol. I wont tell the hubby just yet, i'll wait till he goes and falls too then have a little chuckle to myself hehe. He wont even need to ask who broke it as its a yearly thing in our house.

 

[OOnion]

OMG ! That is so what I always used to do, skid them off the side and snap the back hinge! Well I hope you look forward to un broken toilet seats soon! LOL x

 

[Amberleigh]

Haha yeh thats exactly what ive just done. Its always when i lean down to get loo roll. Maybe fixing a loo roll holder on the wall would be a good idea Anyway the hinges are still intact for now. Must ha e another couple of days life in them. Thatll give me time to get the energy to get off my fat bum and get down the shop to get a new one lol

 

[cafh]

I think the last straw for me was going to Siam Park in Tenerife last month, sitting on a chair that gave way beneath me...I've never been so embarrassed in my life! :s

 

[Amberleigh]

Oh god cafh, id have died on the spot. But after checking that noone was looking i'd have wet myself laughing haha

 

[fjsinc]

Oh I'm with you on that one, lol. I once broke three in a fortnight. My husband kept coming home and noticing that there was a new one fitted! I haven't done it since I lost 3 stone last year, so even a smallish loss will help with toiletseatbreakyitus

 

[Amberleigh]

Hehe good job, already had to upgrade the dining chairs after me and the sister in law broke a couple

 

[cafh]

It is funny thinking about it now but I was more in shock at the time there were so many people around...at least I wasnt eating at the time..it could have been worse lol

 

[Amberleigh]

Haha yeh that would have been worse. We gotta laugh at ourselves sometimes, however embarrassed we may have been at the time.

 

[shelleymarie]

Oh god I've broke so many, I've brought loads over the years. My latest is quite sturdy so I'm hoping it will last until I'm smaller. I've also had to reinforce my bed as I kept breaking the slats if I knelt on it whilst making it. I've had a good laugh about it but I'd be mortified if I did it in public. I won't sit on plastic chairs! lol

 

[Evenstarr]

Haha I've always wondered why our toilet seat keeps breaking...it's me!
Mystery solved! But I think I'll keep it to myself

 

[Amberleigh]

Lol shellymarie, i still wedge myself into a plastic chair i just do it slowly. Ok so it cuts the circulation from my legs a little. When im done sitting and stand up the chair just wants to come with me. The kids find it quite humerous anyway hehe

 

[twinkle toes]

Lmao!!! Oh I'm so sorry for laughing but this is hilarious n I just needed cheering up today x

 

[novamay]

Its not so bad when you break your own toilet seat - its when you break someone elses toilet seat then it becomes a problem.

 

[Amberleigh]

Ohh ive seen one of them. They had one on embarrassing bodies i think. Thats what i need!!!! Luckily ive not broken anybody elses toilet seat yet. I didnt lean on my mums car this morning and the thing rolled back. My friends found it hillarious as they all know im thinking of fat surgery. Mum reckons the hand brake was on properly but i dont know. Id like to think im not heavy enough for my arse to move cars hehehe. I can dream anyway lol

 

[Evenstarr]

OMG I stayed at my mums last night in her new house .....and yep you've guessed it, I broke her toilet seat this morning!

 

[Amberleigh]

Pmsl. Bet she was impressed

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[Evenstarr]

I didn't actually mention it, hopefully my 11 year old sister or one of her giddy mates will get the blame

 

[Vonone]

OMG, how you have taken me back. The toilet sets I have managed to break, the plastic chair on one occasion when everyone said it was weakened to stop the laughing comments, when we all knew it was my fat backside. Those days are long gone now xx

 

[Amberleigh]

Haha ive still not managed to break a plastic chair yet. I did manage to break my nans sunbed a few years ago but i was pregnant aswell as fat lok

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