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Another broken toilet seat!!!!

i love this thread xxx i always kinda perch on plastic chairs so i dont put all my weight on them. i hate them they are evil inventions made by skinny people xxx
 
Lmao yeh i do too. They dig into my thighs atm so i try to avoid them where possible lol

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I think the last straw for me was going to Siam Park in Tenerife last month, sitting on a chair that gave way beneath me...I've never been so embarrassed in my life! :s

I lost count of how many of these my fat ass broke in my huge days :D We had to select which bars and restaurants we used dependant upon the chairs capability to support a sperm whale rather than the quality of the food LOL
 
Haha not had to do that luckily. However i cant sit up ny breakfast bar in my kithen as im bout a stone too heavy :(

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Know the feeling, the worst was plastic garden chair combined with smooth tiled floor, I spread those spindly legs so fast they caught fire before they snapped, the number of times I had to be helped up off my backside from a pile of re-granulated plastic shards LOL
 
I wanna know how ur all managing to fit in these plastic garden chairs. My bmi is 41.5 and im already having problems with them digging in the tops of my thighs. Mind you i do have massive hips and bum compared to the rest of me :)

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I was lucky (I use the term loosely LOL ) in that I carried my weight all over my frame rather than in one or two gargantuan places so even at 400 pounds I could fit in most of them. Admittedly if they didn't break into a gazillion pieces it took i crow bar to lever it off my ass
 
In the past these plastic chairs etc brought fear into my heart when I saw them. But the worst was plane seats. I used to fly lost weekly. Fine hen going business class transatlantic but silly little hopper planes from some East German airport to Czech republic with little drop down seats & tiny tiny dealt belts OMG lost reduced me to terms. Now not a problem yeeeeeah!
 
Haha i stand up and the seat comes with me. :) luckily im not big enough for plane seats to be a problem yet but theme park rides are starting to get tight and the bigger i get, the more paranoid i become about them opening while im hanging upside down :/

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Yep it is. I dnt really go on them now. The older i get the more of a scardy cat i e become. Hopefully as i lose weight ill become much more confident and start doing things again

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I can't go on any rides. I almost cried on Disneys It's a small small world!
 
Aww your like my sis inlaw, shes a wimp too hehe. Cried the whole way round a mini rollercoaster for kids. Nearly wet myself laughing :)

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I can't go on any rides. I almost cried on Disneys It's a small small world!

I quite liked It's a small small world, it was that Dumbo flying thing that went up and down that got me...especially as my 5 yr old was controlling the up/down lever, oh and the boat ride where you stood on a revolving platform and stepped into the boat from it :eek:
 
That was the second most embarrasing thing!

In the past these plastic chairs etc brought fear into my heart when I saw them. But the worst was plane seats. I used to fly lost weekly. Fine hen going business class transatlantic but silly little hopper planes from some East German airport to Czech republic with little drop down seats & tiny tiny dealt belts OMG lost reduced me to terms. Now not a problem yeeeeeah!

On the way back from tenerife I was struggling to do up the belt on the plane, although it was ok on the way there. The attendant rushed off to get an extension and came back and fitted it in front of everyone....I wanted to die..so embarrassed! I just hope that I never have to go through that again :(
 
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When I was a young child I thought it be a good idea to put toilet seat over my head.. Yes it got stuck and I had to be cut out of it.. Lol my dad took a pic.. I should fish it out lol... Not really a sit on incident but thought I'd share for good humour x
 
I think the last straw for me was going to Siam Park in Tenerife last month, sitting on a chair that gave way beneath me...I've never been so embarrassed in my life! :s

That always happens to me at family bbq s so I refuse to fit on plastic chairs until ive lost another 2 stone lol
 
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