Back Pain !

[callysplace]

Thats true, but mine would look out of place in Grimsby, i dont have fishing nets and i cant speak Northern, so you'll have to jump on a train down sarf for a weekend !

well my brother is based near southampton with the navy, so would make the trip more enjoyable than sitting listening to his drunken naval buddies!
visits to Mandy as well when Im down there!

 

[Silversurfer]

ohh yeah go in the summer, I might be able to fit in a bikini by then! although its more likely I would look better in marines gear lol

Bikini Do they have those in Grimsby lol

 

[Cowgirl]

Bikini Do they have those in Grimsby lol

Richard, youre being mean now!

There is no North/South devide on here, we all love each other!

Plus you forget, youre dealing with women here, youre bound to lose! LMAO

 

[callysplace]

I tell you lot what, lets just get the ferry over to France, would be much easier, i wouldn't have to sail round the entire country picking people up and they sell booze on board, which will keep Cally happy

Cowgirl - i have a place in New Eltham i live at during the week as i work in London and a house down at Whistable where i bail out to at weekends, boats in Ramsgate at the moment, though next year it will go back down to the Solent as i prefer the area !

Ok so lets get this right, two houses a boat and better looking than Ross Kemp and...and... Ross Kemp himself lives up the road from him.....Im packing my bags lol!
as for the drinking its only malicious tales that are greatly elaberated

 

[callysplace]

hang fire just seen the bikini remark, its back to your hand young man!

 

[Cowgirl]

Gutted Rich, it's just you and your hand tonight! PMSL

 

[Silversurfer]

Ok so lets get this right, two houses a boat and better looking than Ross Kemp and...and... Ross Kemp himself lives up the road from him.....Im packing my bags lol!
as for the drinking its only malicious tales that are greatly elaberated

3 Cars too................!

Ok just for the sake of it, and not bragging but......in my town we have Max Beasley, Sir Bob geldof, his close friends get to call him Bob, Suggs, janet street porter, (who my son nearly killed in Tescos with a shopping tolley) my mate Ross K obviously who owns a house at the end of my road and a famous page 3 girl 9who's name i cant remember)

 

[Silversurfer]

Gutted Rich, it's just you and your hand tonight! PMSL

well there's nothing new there then !

 

[Silversurfer]

hang fire just seen the bikini remark, its back to your hand young man!

I've checked your pics and they look ok, 96lb down gives you the right to wear a bikini, trust me i'll never look as good in a bikini

 

[Cowgirl]

3 Cars too................!

Ok just for the sake of it, and not bragging but......in my town we have Max Beasley, Sir Bob geldof, his close friends get to call him Bob, Suggs, janet street porter, (who my son nearly killed in Tescos with a shopping tolley) my mate Ross K obviously who owns a house at the end of my road and a famous page 3 girl 9who's name i cant remember)

Richard are you some kinda celeb stalker?
I live 5 mins up the road and even I didnt know all of those! LOL

 

[callysplace]

I've checked your pics and they look ok, 96lb down gives you the right to wear a bikini, trust me i'll never look as good in a bikini

You charmer Richard, nothing like telling a women she looks ok when im 140 down then I wil be able to wear one!

 

[Silversurfer]

Richard are you some kinda celeb stalker?
I live 5 mins up the road and even I didnt know all of those! LOL

No sadly no one interesting lives near us but where i live down the coast is a magnet for weekend homes, you should see the Porsches and Ferrari's lines up at the weekend

 

[Silversurfer]

You charmer Richard, nothing like telling a women she looks ok when im 140 down then I wil be able to wear one!

140 down there will be nothing left of you, then guys will moan your too skinny

 

[callysplace]

3 Cars too................!

Ok just for the sake of it, and not bragging but......in my town we have Max Beasley, Sir Bob geldof, his close friends get to call him Bob, Suggs, janet street porter, (who my son nearly killed in Tescos with a shopping tolley) my mate Ross K obviously who owns a house at the end of my road and a famous page 3 girl 9who's name i cant remember)

Three! I only need one to do the shopping at tesco's!

 

[callysplace]

140 down there will be nothing left of you, then guys will moan your too skinny

Nahhh, will still have some padding

 

[Silversurfer]

Three! I only need one to do the shopping at tesco's!

Well i've got a big one, a small one and a middle sized one which is more of a toy than a every day car, take your pick ?

 

[callysplace]

Richard are you some kinda celeb stalker?
I live 5 mins up the road and even I didnt know all of those! LOL

Need to come to your house and we can go stalking together if they only live five mins from you!

 

[callysplace]

Well i've got a big one, a small one and a middle sized one which is more of a toy than a every day car, take your pick ?

big? is it a jeep if so thats my choice

 

[Silversurfer]

Need to come to your house and we can go stalking together if they only live five mins from you!

well Ross not a problem can introduce you to him, Bob he's in his mansion in Faversham, guarded by dogs and rampant kids, Suggs only comes out when the sun goes down, and Janet, well you just never know with her, though you can normally hear her before you see her, Max is elusive and plays hard to get, seriously i just see these folks about, though Ross more than the others !

 

[shelbell]

Richard you sound like my dad. Are you sure you're not him? He does the whole 3 cars/sailing/celeb people. In his last place his next door neighbours were the Gettys! His London health club has a clientele to rival any hollywood cast list too lol.

On the north/south divide, I am a rare breed. I am a northerner, but I have a southern accent

Will leave you all to your gratuitous flirting and just sit here going tsk tsk what would mrs surfer think!