My diary - From the beginning

[frankyboysh7]

#prayforparsnips

 

[happy days]

 

[frankyboysh7]

I'm not having a soup tonight.
In tribute to the poor parsnips.

When will parsnip cruelty stop.

You can help.

Www.plantaparsnip.net.charity.crazy

 

[happy days]

Set up a just giving page

 

[ThinnerJemima]

That parsnips's got it's legs crossed, does it need to spend a penny.

Burn the parsnips :fear:

Oh crikey that makes crisps eeeekkkkkkkk nooooooo

 

[jamie1984]

How do you block people on this site?

If your reading this then it didn't work

 

[frankyboysh7]

Ha ha!!!

Jamie's in!!

Parsnip gate.

You're alright mate.

I doubt I could get rid of you if I tried.

 

[happy days]

That parsnips's got it's legs crossed, does it need to spend a penny.

Burn the parsnips :fear:

Oh crikey that makes crisps eeeekkkkkkkk nooooooo

It's was a parsnip to resemble me. Legs Allways tightly shut lol

 

[ClaireMarie]

I miss all the good stuff :/

 

[happy days]

If your reading this then it didn't work

Actually this was really funny

 

[frankyboysh7]

Just so you all know, my breath is rank.

And I'm not hungry in the slightest.

That's all I got for ya.

 

[happy days]

Just so you all know, my breath is rank.

And I'm not hungry in the slightest.

That's all I got for ya.

Thanks for sharing

 

[sarahrob]

Parsnips are evil. They look all tasty and chip-like, then you bite into them and... They're SWEET. Unnatural. Dinner is dinner and pudding is pudding and my date is late and I'm bored. I blame that on parsnips too.

 

[frankyboysh7]

Back away from the parsnips with that attitude!!!

 

[frankyboysh7]

Ooh ooh, tell us about the date!

 

[sarahrob]

Well it's not going great thus far. It normally helps if another person turns up!

 

[frankyboysh7]

Oh dear. This is why I gave up on dating!

 

[happy days]

Well it's not going great thus far. It normally helps if another person turns up!

Cud be just stuck in traffic. Or he's found out about the parsnips

 

[jamie1984]

Cud be just stuck in traffic. Or he's found out about the parsnips

You have been told once today about chatting on people's diaries

This behaviour Is frowned upon

 

[sarahrob]

Haha, he's completely lost, despite the pub being right at the junction of the motorway... What can I say, I went for brawn not brains with this one