Oopseydaisy
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I once got kicked out of weatherspoons (well they tried) as I was dumping and went to the toilet so I could chill out, but the pain and horrible, hot/cold/nausea etc.....I can be a bit vocal 'huffing and puffing and moaning.....begging the feeling to go away....'ouch ooooh please stop, oh my god, ooooh noooo please stop......' You can guess what they thought I was doing!!!! I had a sharp knock on the loo door saying come on out now! I opened the door, to security pub manager and about 4 bar staff! My friends thought it was hilarious!!!! Xxxx
Aww bless you!! That's a good reason to use..need to remember that one incase xxNo, to complicated so said I had ibs! No one wants to talk poo, so they all just smiled and wondered off! xxx